In a dorm full of young girls who are new to "adulting" and being on their own there can be plenty of things that are unfamiliar and a plethora of opportunities for new adventures. The stories of room #201 are not for worried parents ears. So if you are a parent of a daughter in college and are reading this look away now.
It was a Thursday night around 9 pm and my roommates and I were all sitting around the T.V. in the living room, where you can usually find us on any given night. We were watching Say Yes to the Dress on TLC, because that's what girls like to watch and we like to imagine that we are the ones getting married and shopping for a wedding dress. A commercial came on for Buffalo Wild Wings where boneless wings are 65 cents each on Thursday nights. So of course all eight of us got up threw on some deodorant and went to get some wings. It was an hour wait because obviously all college students want discounted wings. Once we were sat we started to calculate how many wings we could get for the least amount of money, because we are all poor college students. Our waiter was a good looking sweet college guy who I'm sure didn't mind waiting on a table of single girls.
He was quite the flirt but most of us were just there for the food as always. Between the eight of us we ordered 80 wings. Some of us tried to be adventurous and get some super spicy ones. After we were done with our wings and our cute waiter brought us our checks we paid, no don't worry we didn't dine and dash even though we are that poor to consider it, but we did think it would be funny to write all of our numbers on the receipts and leave them for our waiter. We hurried and left before he came back to clean up the table, unfortunately he never texted anyone or so we think, maybe he texted one of us and the certain lucky girl decided to keep it all to herself...
The story still isn't over, It is now 11:30 pm and we decided to go for a drive Hannah is driving and pulls up to one of the many stop signs in Logan on the way home. It was late and there wasn't too many people on the road so she just rolled on through it...and yes the lights turn on and we hear the sirens....we knew it we were all going to the slammer and we would be there forever because there was no way we were calling our parents to bail us out. Turns out the cop was very nice and just told us to be more aware while on the road and let us go home with a warning. We parked and were walking up the stairs and as we were opening up the door to our dorm one of our friends jumps out of the bushes and scares us and I was so scared that I dropped my extra wings I was saving for later...the worst ending to a Thursday night...until I woke up at 6 am for my morning classes.
So here are some needed tips for surviving college adventures;
- Tip #1 On Thursday's always go to Wing Night until your money runs out.
- Tip #2 When at wing night don't act like college freshman girls and leave your number for the waiter, it's a rookie mistake.
- Tip #3 Always come to a complete stop at stop signs.
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